Food
Jars of Trump Farts Sell Out in One Day
Thousands of jars of "MAGA-farts" have sold out in one day, making a Topeka man rich.
Food
Colonel Sanders Found Alive in a Grass Valley KFC Enjoying a 3 Piece Meal
Even though Harland David Sanders, better known as Colonel Sanders, has been presumed dead for over 36 years, a keen local woman of 3 has snapped a picture of what appears to be a younger, hipster version of the king of fried chicken.
Art
Chronic Masturbator Makes the Wrong Kind of Jerk Chicken
According to girlfriend Denise Dabberol, Keith Barlow hasn't been himself recently.
Earth News
Area Mother Regrets Naming Her Child GMO
Nevada City mother of two Jessica Orson recently admitted to The Fazzler that she regretted naming her 16 year old daughter Gabriele Michelle Orson, or GMO for short.
Food
Trader Joe’s to Nevada County: Please Shut Up
In an unusual press release from the grocery giant, Trader Joe's Director of Marketing James Washburn has told the citizens of Nevada County to "...shut the hell up, already. We heard you. We get it. You want a Trader Joe's."
Food
Hellraiser Holiday Starbucks Cup Sends Area Woman to Hell
31-year-old Dawn Qualls found herself in the torturous and fiery pits of Hell over the weekend after ordering a Starbucks limited edition Holiday Hellraiser Carmel Machiatto.
Food
Denny’s To Charge For Premium Service
Denny's is adding a "tiered" service menu to generate more revenue and attract new customers: good service, decent service, or regular terrible service. The program is set to roll out in select cities next week.
Food
Local Creamery Discontinuing Popular Butter-by-Mail Service
Despite a surprising demand, local Better Butter Creamery has decided to discontinue sending they're award-winning butter via the US Mail due to numerous complaints from delivery personnel.
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