Living
The Fazzler Salutes Our Heroes: Glenn Frey, Dead at 67
Glenn Frey, a founding member and guitarist of the Eagles, has died The Fazzler has learned. We're told the cause of death was a combination of complications from rheumatoid arthritis, acute ulcerative colitis, and pneumonia.
Music
Local Guitarist Accepts Demotion to Bass
A brave guitar player has agreed to "take one for the team."
Music
Religious Groups Celebrate The End of Black Sabbath
As the final ear-bleeding refrains of Paranoid came to a close at Birmingham’s Genting Arena, Christians around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief. After nearly a half century of turning America’s youth onto the occult, heavy drug use and sexual perversion, it finally signaled The End of Black Sabbath.
Living
ISIS Fighters to Perform in Branson, Missouri
The Syrian band ISIS Fighters will perform at the Silver Dollar City amusement park this coming weekend.
Living
NFL Books King Diamond for Superbowl 52
Responding to outrage over Beyonce's halftime performance at Superbowl 50, officials at the National Football League (NFL) have stated their intent to host Danish heavy metal artist King Diamond at Superbowl 51.
Earth News
AC/DC Ties Axl Rose to Chair With Amazing Results [VIDEO]
AC/DC has found that restraining Axl Rose to a chair produced amazing results. According to stage hands back stage, Mr. Rose was not aware of the plot to restrain him to a chair until moments before the show began on Saturday night.
Music
Record Store Day Violence Breaks Out Across America
Massive brawls broke out between vinyl enthusiasts and police at several independent record stores Saturday, leaving an embarrassing scar on the 10 year anniversary of ‘Record Store Day.'
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