Food
PETA to Offer Home Meal Kit Service
The controversial animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals or PETA put their hat in the booming "home meal service" craze this week with their own unique spin. The outspoken organization says it plans to reach out in ways that other services can not.
Food
Jars of Trump Farts Sell Out in One Day
Thousands of jars of "MAGA-farts" have sold out in one day, making a Topeka man rich.
Food
Colonel Sanders Found Alive in a Grass Valley KFC Enjoying a 3 Piece Meal
Even though Harland David Sanders, better known as Colonel Sanders, has been presumed dead for over 36 years, a keen local woman of 3 has snapped a picture of what appears to be a younger, hipster version of the king of fried chicken.
Art
Chronic Masturbator Makes the Wrong Kind of Jerk Chicken
According to girlfriend Denise Dabberol, Keith Barlow hasn't been himself recently.
Art
Mormon Graffiti Saved Man in Idaho Truck Stop
The Mormon church has been around since the mid-1800's by Joseph Smith under questionable pretenses. It has since grown to 14 million members around the world. The Mormons use all manner of recruiting tools to save souls.
Earth News
Area Mother Regrets Naming Her Child GMO
Nevada City mother of two Jessica Orson recently admitted to The Fazzler that she regretted naming her 16 year old daughter Gabriele Michelle Orson, or GMO for short.
Food
Trader Joe’s to Nevada County: Please Shut Up
In an unusual press release from the grocery giant, Trader Joe's Director of Marketing James Washburn has told the citizens of Nevada County to "...shut the hell up, already. We heard you. We get it. You want a Trader Joe's."
Chemtrails
Hostess Develops Cannabis Strain Product Line
The Hostess Snack Corp. is best known for Twinkies, Ho-Ho's and Ding Dongs, has been spending a significant amount of money to develop their own marijuana strain.
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