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The Walking Dead Season 7 to Feature Adam Sandler as Rick
“Yeah, we've written this entire season, front to back, and Rick Grimes is a MAJOR part of the unfolding plot, we aren't going to wait for Mr. Lincoln,†states a very angry Robert Kirkman. “I have no choice but to sub somebody in to fill the role. After many, many auditions I am sad to say that only Adam Sandler could really play a convincing Rick Grimes.
Alternative
Gay Man Trapped in Well Doesn’t Believe CNN
As rescue workers worked to free the man from the well, he was reportedly seen yelling that he didn't believe CNN.
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South Park Creators Reveal Episode Written Entirely by AI
AI did not write this article.
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Terrible Stock Photo Toons Volume 3
This week's installment of Terrible Stock Photo Toons, Volume 3.
Earth News
Ozzy Osbourne Only Slightly Killed by a Crazy Train Wreck
British rocker Ozzy Osbourne was run over by a train yesterday afternoon in Birmingham. The train was reported to have been acting a little crazy, as eyewitnesses reported that it seemed to be steering directly toward a distracted Osbourne.
Living
6G Frightens Even Wireless Companies
Leaked memos reveal that wireless providers are concerned about the upcoming 6G technology.
Living
Robert Fripp Retires to Teach Guitar in Derry, New Hampshire
Esteemed progressive guitar player Robert Fripp announced that he is retiring from his leadership position in King Crimson, and plans on spending his days at a Derry, New Hampshire's Smash Music located on East Broadway Street.
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Groupon.com Hastily Removes Adult Film Shoot Coupon
The popular online coupon site removed an offer for an adult film shoot.
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