Art
The Amazing Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Fails to Prevent Existential Crisis
A creeping and gnawing feeling that something isn't right continued its steady march for the 11th consecutive year as area woman Margaret Crowley failed to find enlightenment after purchasing the amazing and revolutionary Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Food
Taco Bell Introduces Controversial Cesar Chavez Salad Bowls
Taco Bell is under fire for its new line of salads.
Living
Holy Shit! ChatGPT Writes a Book on AI Writing and it’s Hilarious, by Doug Stanhope
Critics are already calling it the must-read book of the year for anyone interested in AI, language technology, or just a good laugh.
Music
MIT Scientists Successfully Clone Angus Young
Speaking at a press conference this afternoon at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) announced they have successfully cloned rock guitar legend, Angus Young.
Living
Critics Applaud Best Buy’s New “Buy the Fucking Extended Warranty ‘Cause It’s Gonna Fail” Campaign
In what many are calling both a stroke of genius and "straight talk" marketing, critics across the country and applauding electronics retail giant Best Buy for their frank new marketing campaign called "Buy the Fucking Extended Warranty 'Cause It's Gonna Fail."
Living
Texas Legalizes Smoking At Gas Stations
Most Texans support the new law designed to keep "foreign influence" out.
Music
Keith Richards’ Mom Dead at 167
According to a spokesperson for the Rolling Stones, Keith Richards wishes not to be bothered.
Alternative
Jeff Bezos Releases Photos of Tesla’s Starman Mars Arrival
Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin Blue Moon Interstellar Explorer released exclusive photos of SpaceX Starman's arrival on Mars.
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