Earth News
Boris Johnson Dies in Freak Refrigerator Accident
After attempting to hide from the press, Prime Minister Boris Johnson seems to have died in a bizarre refrigerator accident.
Living
Area Man Knows “Good Satire When He Sees It”
Jake Zillevich of Grass Valley is concerned about gullible people on Social Media and has made it his mission to point out the satire as often as possible.
Living
Gaming Leads to Small Town Violence
Tragedy struck the usually quaint town of Lumberton, NC this past week after a gamer got out of control.
Living
Taylor Swift: Secret Neo-Nazi Operative?
The American neo-Nazi movement, which prefers to be called the "alternative right," has latched onto to the mega star whom they believe is the “Nazi Avatar Of The White European People.†However is there more to the story?
Living
“Air Drumming to Led Zeppelin” Not Considered a Key Job Skill in 2023, by William Faulkner
Protip of the day from guest reporter William Faulkner.
Advice
How I Used ChatGPT to Replace My Husband, by Loretta Splitair
Who needs a human spouse when you have ChatGPT?
Food
John Kerry Found to be Life-sized Ketchup-filled Stretch Armstrong
After a shaving accident on Wednesday a mystery was revealed: Secretary of State John Kerry is a flexible action figure filled with ketchup.
Music
Robert Plant Caught With Nickelback Album
News spread quickly through the music world of what the music press called "Robert Plant's Favorite Band."
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