Farmville's country star Oliver Anthony traded his banter about burgers for a ballad on America's class divide. What began as a light-hearted jibe at drive-thrus transformed into a charged anthem after a familial challenge. While Anthony's Dodge Ram Diesel might've been waiting longer for fries, it seems America was waiting for a song like "Rich Men North of Richmond." Everything is political, even the side of fries.
While jobs are on a ridiculously steady incline, due to Trump's threats against Puerto Rico, the homeless have been taking your jobs and votes, all the while teaching illegal aliens to do the same.
In a shocking turn of events, the renowned local hero and self-proclaimed "good guy with a gun" dozed off during a pivotal moment, leaving several dead and a community in disbelief. While residents trusted their fate to this armed vigilante, he dreamed of a world where every citizen must holster a firearm—even napping citizens, ensuring there's always a backup "good guy" on standby.
