Art
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Gynecology MasterClass Breaks the Internet
All of the major Internet Service Providers announced plans to slow down Ms. Paltrow's controversial class in order to preserve network capacity.
Living
Libertarians Finally Enjoying National Parks During Government Shutdown
Libertarians from across the country are finally enjoying National Parks free from the interference of socialism.
Earth News
Santa Tests Positive For COVID-19
Old Saint Nick is sick with COVID but is still full of cheer.
Art
ChatGPT Now Giving Masturbation Tips
ChatGPT, known for its ability to generate human-like text, has now set its sights on becoming a masturbation expert
Living
Christian Scientist Claims Being Christian is Genetic; Being Gay is a Choice.
A Liberty University 'scientist' who used 'God's guidance,' has determined that being Christian is genetic.
Food
Chris Christie Closes Down Area Golden Corral
Christ Christie is back in the news today as reports came in from an area Golden Corral restaurant that the New Jersey governor had shut down the popular family-style buffet restaurant so he could dine in private.
Living
Sleepocalypse Now: The Savage Rhythms of Insects Invade America’s Dreamscapes
As Brood X cicadas emerge, a bizarre epidemic called the Bugs Rhythm afflicts thousands of Americans with insect-inspired sleep disorders. Sleep experts are baffled as citizens enter peculiar slumbers, from the 17-year Cicadian Rhythm to the erratic "Flutter-Nap" of butterflies.
Living
The Fazzler Salutes Our Heroes: Jerry Lewis Dead at 91
Jerry Lewis, the comedian and filmmaker who was adored by many, disdained by others, but unquestionably a defining figure of American entertainment in the 20th century, died on Sunday morning at his home in Las Vegas.
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