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Gary Johnson Can’t Name The Libertarian Party Candidate
During an interview with a Florida newspaper, former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson reportedly couldn't name the Libertarian Party candidate.
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Canadians Weigh In: Ted Cruz Plummets in Canadian Polls
While he is wildly popular in the USA, Senator Ted Cruz's popularity is plummeting in many Canadian polls. Ted Cruz is running for President of the United States, despite being a Canadian.
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The Walking Dead Season 7 to Feature Adam Sandler as Rick
“Yeah, we've written this entire season, front to back, and Rick Grimes is a MAJOR part of the unfolding plot, we aren't going to wait for Mr. Lincoln,†states a very angry Robert Kirkman. “I have no choice but to sub somebody in to fill the role. After many, many auditions I am sad to say that only Adam Sandler could really play a convincing Rick Grimes.
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Priest Blames Fluoride In Water For Pedophilia
Monsignor William Lynn, who has been in and out of prison for hiding evidence linked to priest pedophilia, says Father O'Brien's condition might be due to fluoride in tap water.
Local News
Area Woman Has World’s First Tinfoil Scalp Implant
Nevada City, CA -- A local woman has made elective surgery history. Carol Mist has successfully undergone...
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Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel Outlaws Gun Violence
In a bold move Mayor Rahm Emanuel has decided to make gun violence illegal in Chicago. Anyone found guilty of shooting will receive harsher sentences, including a "serious timeout" according to Emanuel.
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Area Musician Draws Inspiration from Chemtrails
Area musician David Robock used to cite an eclectic mix of influences while he was still cutting his teeth on the local club circuit. Bands like Megadeth, Smashing Pumpkins, and solo artists like Prince and Merle Haggard were a constant source of inspiration.
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Delta Offers Ann Coulter Free Lifetime Irrevocable Seat on Plane’s Wing
Conservative firebrand Ann Coulter took to Twitter in an absolute rage over the weekend after an incident on a Delta Airlines flight she was on. Coulter began tweeting berating, angry messages at Delta’s official Twitter account after she was asked to relocate to a different seat to accommodate another passenger.
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