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Cop Shoots Legless, Armless, Deaf, Mute, and Gassy Man During Traffic Stop

The sheriff's department in a small North Carolina county are currently investigating the chain events that led to one of their officers shooting a deaf and mute man who also had no legs or arms.

Education Still Not Militarized Enough, Study Warns

A new study has revealed that college graduates haven't had enough exposure to business technologies and principles to prepare them for the soul-crushing, back-biting corporate workplace.

“Oh No!” Kool-Aid Man Arrested for Drunken Rampage

The beloved Kool-Aid Man mascot has fallen on hard times, culminating in a drunken rampage that caused significant property damage and left residents bewildered.

Gary Johnson Can’t Name The Libertarian Party Candidate

During an interview with a Florida newspaper, former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson reportedly couldn't name the Libertarian Party candidate.

Canadians Weigh In: Ted Cruz Plummets in Canadian Polls

While he is wildly popular in the USA, Senator Ted Cruz's popularity is plummeting in many Canadian polls. Ted Cruz is running for President of the United States, despite being a Canadian.

The Walking Dead Season 7 to Feature Adam Sandler as Rick

“Yeah, we've written this entire season, front to back, and Rick Grimes is a MAJOR part of the unfolding plot, we aren't going to wait for Mr. Lincoln,” states a very angry Robert Kirkman. “I have no choice but to sub somebody in to fill the role. After many, many auditions I am sad to say that only Adam Sandler could really play a convincing Rick Grimes.

Priest Blames Fluoride In Water For Pedophilia

Monsignor William Lynn, who has been in and out of prison for hiding evidence linked to priest pedophilia, says Father O'Brien's condition might be due to fluoride in tap water.

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