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Ex AC/DC Singer Brian Johnson Debuts New Hoover Vacuum Jingle: VIDEO
Johnson debuted his new Hoover vacuum jingle to mixed reviews over the weekend. “It fucking rocks,†said longtime AC/DC die-hard, Larry Burgess. “It sounds like he did took a time machine back to the early 80’s. Powerful stuff man!â€
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DAPL Protesters Return to Find Oil Drilling on Local Lake
Nevada County activists who recently returned from Dakota Access Pipeline (DAPL) protests in South Dakota where shocked to find out that in their absence, multi-national conglomerate Energy Transfer Partners (ETP) had started oil exploration on Lake Spaulding.
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Republicans Unveil Bold New Plan: Deport Mass Shooters to Combat Fentanyl Crisis
Republican lawmakers propose a radical solution to America's mass shooting and fentanyl crises: deport mass shooters to fentanyl hotspots. The "Double Whammy Act of 2023" promises chaos to drug operations and relief for the US. Critics call it preposterous, but supporters see brilliance in this outlandish approach.
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Medicaid Recipient Looking Forward to Getting Back in the Workforce After Coma
Bed-bound 34 year old Bill Bucks of Topeka, Kansas says he's looking forward to getting back into the workforce when the Federal Government requires people on Medicare too seek employment.
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MIT Scientists Successfully Clone Angus Young
Speaking at a press conference this afternoon at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) announced they have successfully cloned rock guitar legend, Angus Young.
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Zika Virus/Diarrhea Ravages Olympic Village
The 2016 Olympics are beginning in Rio, where an outbreak of the Zika virus is taking hold in Olympic Village. The virus has taken a toll. Nearly 2,000 of the 10,000 athletes are showing symptoms of the Zika Virus.
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Critics Applaud Best Buy’s New “Buy the Fucking Extended Warranty ‘Cause It’s Gonna Fail” Campaign
In what many are calling both a stroke of genius and "straight talk" marketing, critics across the country and applauding electronics retail giant Best Buy for their frank new marketing campaign called "Buy the Fucking Extended Warranty 'Cause It's Gonna Fail."
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AR-15-Wielding Disney World Alligator Attacks Vacationing Boy
Police warn people to stay away from ponds with alligators and to wear ballistic vests when swimming.
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