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Sinead O’Connor: Transgender is an Illness

Irish music artist Sinead O'Connor, known for her hit 1990 arrangement of the Prince song "Nothing Compares 2 U," has come out against transgender people.

California Planned Parenthood to Roll-out Mobile “Abortion Vans”

A controversial plan to roll-out what conservative critics are calling "Abortion Vans" by the the women's service organization Planned Parenthood is raising eyebrows across the country.

Adobe to Retire Impact Meme Font

After months of deliberation following an extensive study from the Rundex Family Foundation, in a stunning announcement, Adobe Systems has decided to remove the Impact Font from all of its product offerings.

Ex AC/DC Singer Brian Johnson Debuts New Hoover Vacuum Jingle: VIDEO

Johnson debuted his new Hoover vacuum jingle to mixed reviews over the weekend. “It fucking rocks,” said longtime AC/DC die-hard, Larry Burgess. “It sounds like he did took a time machine back to the early 80’s. Powerful stuff man!”

DAPL Protesters Return to Find Oil Drilling on Local Lake

Nevada County activists who recently returned from Dakota Access Pipeline (DAPL) protests in South Dakota where shocked to find out that in their absence, multi-national conglomerate Energy Transfer Partners (ETP) had started oil exploration on Lake Spaulding.

Republicans Unveil Bold New Plan: Deport Mass Shooters to Combat Fentanyl Crisis

Republican lawmakers propose a radical solution to America's mass shooting and fentanyl crises: deport mass shooters to fentanyl hotspots. The "Double Whammy Act of 2023" promises chaos to drug operations and relief for the US. Critics call it preposterous, but supporters see brilliance in this outlandish approach.

Medicaid Recipient Looking Forward to Getting Back in the Workforce After Coma

Bed-bound 34 year old Bill Bucks of Topeka, Kansas says he's looking forward to getting back into the workforce when the Federal Government requires people on Medicare too seek employment.

MIT Scientists Successfully Clone Angus Young

Speaking at a press conference this afternoon at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) announced they have successfully cloned rock guitar legend, Angus Young.

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