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Texas Legalizes Smoking At Gas Stations
Most Texans support the new law designed to keep "foreign influence" out.
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Blue’s Clues Wins Bluetooth Trademark Infringement Lawsuit
The popular American children's program Blue's Clues has won a landmark trademark infringement lawsuit against the manufactures of wireless Bluetooth devices.
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John Kerry/Marco Rubio Square Off in Boat Race
Partisans are taking their bets as news of Secretary of State John Kerry and Republican Presidential hopeful Senator Marco Rubio square off in an epic boat race, The Fazzler has learned. Both government heavyweights are both on record as wanting to "settle the score" on which boat is faster.
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Rand Paul Salutes Dead Kids For Dying For Your Liberty
Calls for Rand Paul to resign are growing.
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Taylor Swift: Secret Neo-Nazi Operative?
The American neo-Nazi movement, which prefers to be called the "alternative right," has latched onto to the mega star whom they believe is the “Nazi Avatar Of The White European People.†However is there more to the story?
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NRA Study Finds Gun Owners Courageous, Svelte
In a startling new study of its members, the National Rifle Association (NRA) has concluded that gun owners share a number of previously unreported traits, ranging from high levels of patriotism to increased sexual prowess.
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John Kerry Found to be Life-sized Ketchup-filled Stretch Armstrong
After a shaving accident on Wednesday a mystery was revealed: Secretary of State John Kerry is a flexible action figure filled with ketchup.
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Mass Murder and Suicide Bombing Not Terrorism, Reports FBI
Following a horrific and coordinated mass-shooting and group suicide bombing that killed 51 people and injured 115 others at a Tennessee mall last week, the police and FBI are working in earnest to discern if the perpetrators were terrorists or not.
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