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America’s New War: Butt Hurt

As war rages in far away countries like Syria and Iraq, and women and children lay slain by the hand of Putin and ISIS, a new battle is being fought right here on the rough and tumble streets of America.

Start-Up Facing Backlash over Patented Spider Air Filters

Texas start-up Breathe-Clean has come under fire for it's SpiderEasy of hypoallergenic air-filters which feature live genetically modified arachnids who, in the words of company spokes person Bethany Millbright "eat the particles that humans can't see."

Study: Coast 2 Coast AM Listeners Fall Asleep In The First Hour

The popular late-night paranormal/conspiracy radio show Coast To Coast A.M (C2CAM) has been the subject of an FCC-sponsored study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation.

Peeps Made With Real Chicken

The animal rights organization is alleging that Just Born's flagship confection is made with real chicken. Peeps is a marshmallow candy shaped like baby chicks, it is most popular around the Easter Holiday.

Oliver Anthony’s Secret Ingredient to Chart-topping Success: Fast Food Drive-thrus!

Farmville's country star Oliver Anthony traded his banter about burgers for a ballad on America's class divide. What began as a light-hearted jibe at drive-thrus transformed into a charged anthem after a familial challenge. While Anthony's Dodge Ram Diesel might've been waiting longer for fries, it seems America was waiting for a song like "Rich Men North of Richmond." Everything is political, even the side of fries.

Facebook Testing Sarcasm Font

Facebook announced today that it will be introducing a sarcasm font that can be used for passive-aggressive purposed on the popular social media platform. The font, which will be available from a drop-down menu, will feature the the default Facebook typeface but in reverse-left italics to indicate sarcasm.

Several Dead After a Good Guy With a Gun Sleeps In

In a shocking turn of events, the renowned local hero and self-proclaimed "good guy with a gun" dozed off during a pivotal moment, leaving several dead and a community in disbelief. While residents trusted their fate to this armed vigilante, he dreamed of a world where every citizen must holster a firearm—even napping citizens, ensuring there's always a backup "good guy" on standby.

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