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Glitch In GTA 5 Allows White Criminals To Be Killed By Police
An undocumented glitch allows the Los Santos Police in Grand Theft Auto 5 to kill white criminals for the first time.
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Is Alex Jones Deceased Comedian Bill Hicks? [VIDEO]
After an exhaustive 20 month investigation, The Fazzler has learned that conspiracy theorist and host of infowars.com Alex Jones is quite possibly the late deceased comedian Bill Hicks.
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The Fazzler has learned John Warren Geils Jr., the artist known professionally as J. Geils and part of the rock group The J. Geils Band, was found dead in his Groton, Massachusetts home. He was 71.
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Amazon Announces Prime Home Abortion Kit
Amazon.com is going to start delivering Earth's first home abortion kit.
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Woman Legally Incorporates Uterus to Avoid Government Regulation
Taking a page from the Republican Party's handbook, Mary Penland of Fresno, CA has incorporated her Uterus in an attempt to gain the many regulatory exemptions many corporations enjoy.
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Study: Connecting Planned Parenthood and Family Planning Causes Confusion
A new study from the Population Research Center strongly correlated the defunding of Planned Parenthood with a rise in unwanted pregnancies, causing conservative leaders to wonder if there might be a connection.
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Brian Williams: I Was At Ben Carson’s 1997 Stabbing
Brian Williams admitted to a small press conference that he was at the 1997 stabbing event of Presidential hopeful Ben Carson. The stabbing event, which apparently occurred in Mr. Williams' mind, happened when the soft-spoken neurosurgeon was at a Christian event speaking about Old Testament history.
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Witness Refuses Mass Shooter Recognition He Feels He Deserves
Senior citizen and 30 year neighborhood watch member, Gabbie Herschberger, who also happens to be sole survivor and witness to a mass shooting that recently occurred, has refused to identify the suspected shooter as he stood before her during a police lineup
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