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Apple Corporation CEO Tim Cook was arrested late yesterday by Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd for failing to comply with a court order to "unlock" Apple iPhones for the government.

A Redding man has sent The Fazzler exclusive photos of a UN caravan consisting of of bullet-proof, urban assault MRAP-type (Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected) vehicles.

A recent study performed by the Palo Alto, California-based Rundex Family Foundation found that almost 63% of all American women would give up sex for their mobile phone if they had the choice.

In a move to appease the Trump administration's voucher education system, Jeff Bezos announced a plan to integrate K-12 schooling into warehouse operations.

The popular YouTube character "The Annoying Orange" has been found dead in a Walnut Creek, California Whole Foods grocery store.

Local aspiring tech entrepreneur and part-time gun show volunteer William Buxley has been looking for an opportunity to disrupt industry through technology. When armed militants took over a federal building at Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon and then requested that supporters send snacks, Buxley saw an opportunity.

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Sedona, Arizona is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Sedona anomaly" for the past 3 years.

A startling new book claims NASA used fake footage of real moon landings.