Taking a page from the Republican Party's handbook, Mary Penland of Fresno, CA has incorporated her Uterus in an attempt to gain the many regulatory exemptions many corporations enjoy.
A new study from the Population Research Center strongly correlated the defunding of Planned Parenthood with a rise in unwanted pregnancies, causing conservative leaders to wonder if there might be a connection.
Brian Williams admitted to a small press conference that he was at the 1997 stabbing event of Presidential hopeful Ben Carson. The stabbing event, which apparently occurred in Mr. Williams' mind, happened when the soft-spoken neurosurgeon was at a Christian event speaking about Old Testament history.
Senior citizen and 30 year neighborhood watch member, Gabbie Herschberger, who also happens to be sole survivor and witness to a mass shooting that recently occurred, has refused to identify the suspected shooter as he stood before her during a police lineup
Apple Corporation CEO Tim Cook was arrested late yesterday by Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd for failing to comply with a court order to "unlock" Apple iPhones for the government.
A Redding man has sent The Fazzler exclusive photos of a UN caravan consisting of of bullet-proof, urban assault MRAP-type (Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected) vehicles.
A recent study performed by the Palo Alto, California-based Rundex Family Foundation found that almost 63% of all American women would give up sex for their mobile phone if they had the choice.
In a move to appease the Trump administration's voucher education system, Jeff Bezos announced a plan to integrate K-12 schooling into warehouse operations.
