Government officials have issued a warning to be on the lookout for teenagers laying on railroad tracks across the country. The phenomena, which has was started on the Internet, is being called the "Railroad Track Challenge" and dares mostly young people to lay on railroad tracks and get up at the last minute as a train approaches.
Early Saturday morning the agribusiness giant Monsanto and buffet-style salad bar chain Souplantation announced that they would be joining forces to produce the world's first Round-Up Ready salad bar.
Following the lead of the New York City school system, the nation's largest, the upstart Sierra Nevada foothills community of Nevada City announced that its schools will observe the two most important Muslim holidays next school year.
Following a Ted Cruz campaign event, as many as 20 young adults broke in a mass hysteria dance in front of the Mobile, Alabama downtown Catalyst Memorial Community Center. Although Senator Cruz did not speak at the event, several of his celebrity supporters did including Colorado firebrand Christian Fundamentalist pastor Kevin Swanson who finished the rally with a call to "put all gays into sackcloth and cover them with ashes and cow dung."
The Williams family was having its weekly Monopoly game night when a fight broke out over a property trade between brother and sister that erupted in to chaos when the whole family got involved after cheating was alleged.
