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A shocking report from the popular Canadian Broadcast Corporation show Insider has revealed that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and pop music icon Justin Bieber are possibly step brothers.

New accusations from several Muppets raise new questions about their creator Jim Henson and possible inappropriate touching by him. The allegations were first reported yesterday by several of the puppets who wished to remain anonymous.

Following a recent and sensational report that men's beards as dirty as toilets, the Middle Eastern terrorist group known as ISIL or ISIS has decided to put their mandatory Islamic facial hair to good use: they're loading their beards up with deadly bacteria.

The much-anticipated sequel to the 2000 black comedy film American Psycho is slated to be released to United Stated audiences sometime after January 20th.

Billionaire activist George Soros has plans for a popular US insurance company.

The popular San Diego, California sea park SeaWorld has decided to replace its most popular features with sustainable exhibits.

A Tennessee Republican is asking that all Taco Bells be shut down for being too Mexican. Clem O'Connor of Hazard, TN says he's "not racist at all" but that he "just know[s] that you can't have a huge welfare state and let any Tom, Dick or Jose in the country."

According to Caltech Astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich, there is a distinct possibility that Willard Scott is still alive. Dr. Aldrich, who has written extensively on String Theory and alternative universes, maintains that what we see and perceive on a daily basis is may not be real, however he is willing to make an exception for the weather presenter, author, television personality and occasional actor.