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Michigan Doesn’t Just Look Like a Mitten, It Sounds Like One Too
You already knew that Michigan looked like a mitten. But did you know these facts about the state?
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Scientology and Jordan Peterson Close to a 5 Year Deal
According to rumors, Canadian Clinical Psychologist Jordan Peterson is close to a deal with the Church of Scientology.
Local News
Local Hero Murdered After Killing 20 Policemen in Armed Standoff
Area police ruthlessly murdered an area hero and constitutional enthusiast late last night. The county Sheriff's Investigation spokesperson has claimed that the hero had to be 'stopped' before he "shot too many more policemen.
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Man 1/16th Native American Angry At White People
There has been resentment in the Native American community towards whites for centuries ever since European settlers came, and in many cases, slaughtered natives and stole their lands. That resentment continues today as white people complain about immigration, as they are themselves immigrants.
Local News
Trimmigrant’s Skinny Jeans Leads to Hospitalization
It is that time of year when hundreds of migrant workers descend on Nevada County for the marijuana harvest, they are known to locals as "trimmigrants".
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Black Friday Questioned by Police
Some police departments have expressed concerns over the recent trend of municipalities to treat Black Friday as deserving of a holiday.
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Condoleezza Rice Drops the “Dr” from Her Name
Condoleezza Rice insists her decision is a personal one, and not related to the recent news cycle.
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