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Drag Queen Storytime of the Constitution Confuses Republicans
Republican leadership, meanwhile, scrambled to respond to the unfolding crisis of constitutional literacy among their ranks. An emergency meeting was called to discuss strategies for combating what they termed "the sudden outbreak of understanding basic civil liberties."
Food
Trump Blames the Price of Eggs in Gaza on The Biden Administration
In a bewildering rally speech, Trump accused the Biden Administration of causing skyrocketing egg prices in Gaza, linking it to Big Mac inflation, leaving supporters and pundits scrambling to make sense of his global food economics.
Chemtrails
Ed Force One Cited for Unauthorized Chemtrail Emissions
British heavy metal legends Iron Maiden are being investigated for illegal chemtrail spraying with the use of their customized touring aircraft, the ex-Air France 747-400 jumbo jet known as Ed Force One.
National News
Trump Announces Plan for Westboro Baptist Church Choir to Perform at His Inauguration
"It's no secret that the Church has never supported any president up until Trump," said Shirley Phelps-Roper, daughter of former outspoken and controversial leader Fred Phelps, "but with Trump, we finally have an executive who will take the fight right to the gays. We don't even have to protest anymore."
Alternative
Inside Elon Musk’s Bid to Buy the Roman Colosseum and Move it to Texas
Elon Musk's audacious plan to relocate the Roman Colosseum to Austin, Texas, transforming it into a modern sports arena with fast food chains, creating a unique fusion of ancient history and American consumer culture.
National News
Yellowstone Tourists Embrace New “Lion Encounter”
Yellowstone's new "Lion Encounter" feature has tourists stepping out of their cars to snap selfies with lions, oblivious to the danger. Despite warnings from experts, the thrill of a perfect Instagram shot outweighs safety concerns. "What's a little danger when you're making memories?" says BrightStar's spokeswoman, Bethany Millbright.
Music
George Soros Secretly Funding Progressive Rock Groups
A new report from the Media Research Center (MRC) found that billionaire globalist George Soros, through his Open Society Foundations, secretly gave nearly a quarter of a billion dollars to progressive (prog) rock groups over the past few decades.
Food
Yellowstone To Open Joe Rogan’s Darwin Adventures
The National Park Service, in conjunction with Bermuda-based vacation destination company BrightStar Adventures Limited has announced the nation's first "interactive wildlife petting zoo" nestled in West Yellowstone National Park.
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