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The iconic Cotton Bowl has officially rebranded itself as the 'Lycra Bowl.' This bold move reflects the evolving landscape of cultural sensitivity and corporate branding in American sports. The renaming has ignited a mix of reactions, with some applauding the progressive shift while others lament the loss of tradition. The decision, sparked by a tweet from actor Kevin Sorbo, underscores the growing trend of sports institutions adapting to societal changes. Renaming the Cotton Bowl to the Lycra Bowl is not just about a change in fabric but a symbolic gesture towards inclusivity and modern values in sports.

Meet Rusty Fields, Kansas' most notorious criminal who's now eyeing the presidency. His brazen campaign is rewriting the rules, sparking outrage, amusement, and a national debate on justice and politics. A must-read for those fascinated by the absurdities of modern politics.

Summer is supposed to be filled with backyard BBQs and "get-togethers" with family and friends, not duels to the death. Tragedy struck at the home of Red Holmes when a man died in a fight to the death for the last sausage off of the BBQ.

Amazon.com announced late Friday afternoon that it planned to use its popular "Prime Pantry" service to start shipping Livestock directly to consumers.

A militia-patriot group announced that it will petition the government to replace the Statue of Liberty located in New York Harbor with a giant monument of Robert E. Lee, the Confederate General who commanded the Northern part of Virgina during the Civil War.

Judging by his antics during last night's blistering performance at Eagle's Lake Bingo & Casino, County Fair rocker Ted Nugent wholeheartedly agrees with President Trump's executive order banning Muslims from entering the United States.

American comedian Denis Leary announced that he would embark on his first comedy tour in over 15 years after he recently discovered a vault containing over 3000 unused Bill Hicks jokes.

Earlier this year, Oregon First Militia Private Corporal Master Chief Grant Ryan participated in a standoff between federal authorities and members of a posse headed by Ammon Bundy. Bundy is a rancher and the son of Cliven Bundy, another man who led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada.