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Kansas Criminal’s Bid to Dodge the Law with Presidential Run

Meet Rusty Fields, Kansas' most notorious criminal who's now eyeing the presidency. His brazen campaign is rewriting the rules, sparking outrage, amusement, and a national debate on justice and politics. A must-read for those fascinated by the absurdities of modern politics.

Man Dead After BBQ Death Duel

Summer is supposed to be filled with backyard BBQs and "get-togethers" with family and friends, not duels to the death. Tragedy struck at the home of Red Holmes when a man died in a fight to the death for the last sausage off of the BBQ.

Amazon.com Pantry to Offer Livestock

Amazon.com announced late Friday afternoon that it planned to use its popular "Prime Pantry" service to start shipping Livestock directly to consumers.

Patriot Group to Replace Lady Liberty with Robert E. Lee

A militia-patriot group announced that it will petition the government to replace the Statue of Liberty located in New York Harbor with a giant monument of Robert E. Lee, the Confederate General who commanded the Northern part of Virgina during the Civil War.

Ted Nugent Shouts Allahu Akbar! After Blowing Up Marshall Stack

Judging by his antics during last night's blistering performance at Eagle's Lake Bingo & Casino, County Fair rocker Ted Nugent wholeheartedly agrees with President Trump's executive order banning Muslims from entering the United States.

Denis Leary to Tour with Newly Discovered Bill Hicks Jokes

American comedian Denis Leary announced that he would embark on his first comedy tour in over 15 years after he recently discovered a vault containing over 3000 unused Bill Hicks jokes.

Oregon Militia Squatter Explains Why Colin Kaepernick Hates America

Earlier this year, Oregon First Militia Private Corporal Master Chief Grant Ryan participated in a standoff between federal authorities and members of a posse headed by Ammon Bundy. Bundy is a rancher and the son of Cliven Bundy, another man who led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada.

America Calls for Sean Hannity to Drop Out of the Media within 24 Hours

On the heals of Sean Hannity's about about-face support of controversial Alabama Senatorial candidate Roy Moore, The United States of America has asked that the popular Fox News show host step down from all media productions if he can't prove that he's not a charlatan.

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