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America Calls for Sean Hannity to Drop Out of the Media within 24 Hours
On the heals of Sean Hannity's about about-face support of controversial Alabama Senatorial candidate Roy Moore, The United States of America has asked that the popular Fox News show host step down from all media productions if he can't prove that he's not a charlatan.
Commentary
GOP’s War on Capitalism Confuses Republicans
As the battle between Governor Ron DeSantis and Disney escalates, Republicans find themselves in an existential crisis, struggling to reconcile their party's newfound war on capitalism with its pro-business stance. The irony is so palpable that even the most stoic of conservatives can't help but chuckle at their own confusion.
National News
Tammy Lahren Adjusting to New Career as WalMart Greeter/Angry Ranter
Conservative firebrand talk show host Timmy Lahren has had a rough 2017. Despite her favored presidential candidate winning last year, a sure victory for Tammy over her declared enemies — so-called liberal American “snowflakes†— Lahren herself has come under fire by fellow conservatives for her pro-choice views.
Earth News
Toyota Signs 10-Year Sponsorship Deal with the Islamic State
The Toyota Motor Corporation reportedly struck a 10-year sponsorship deal with the Islamic State (ISIS,ISIL), aligning themselves alongside the world's leading global terrorist organization.
Advice
Joel Osteen Apologizes For Saying “Balls Deep” During Radio Show
Controversial Houston-based evangelical preacher Joel Osteen had to apologize for what he claims was an accidental vulgarity.
National News
Houston Resident Receives Parking Ticket During Flood
Deidre Merryweather received insult to injury this past week after discovering that a parking ticket had been placed on her submerged Ford Taurus.
National News
Muppet Caravan Headed Towards Sesame Street
They're on a mission to set the record straight.
Living
Axl Rose Abandoning AC/DC: To Front Poison Reunion Tour
Axl Rose of Guns N' Roses will front 1980s glam metal band Poison on a North American reunion tour, abandoning his plans with AC/DC.
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