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Bro on Bro Violence Plagues Hipster Community
Tim Schorer is a hipster who's had his man bun scalped in the escalating Bro violence.
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Area Man Misinterprets Wife’s Request for a Facial
Tustin, CA couple Carolyn and Jarrett Roush had an embarrassing misunderstanding.
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State of Jefferson Supporter Traveling to Mars with Cow Anuses
A State of Jefferson supporter commented on Facebook earlier this week that s/he plans on traveling to Mars in a bathtub built with rocket engines made of cow anuses.
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The Proposed State of Jefferson to Host Nation’s First Bigfoot Sanctuary
The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary and refuge which will be located in Siskiyou County.
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Federal Judge Blocks California’s Sexual Harassment Ban
San Diego-based U.S. District Judge Roger Benitez said in a ruling Thursday that the law banning possession of subordinate females, and even some of the more effeminate males, would have made criminals of thousands of otherwise law-abiding citizens who now use sex as a weapon to keep employees productive.
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Area Mom Solves California’s Wildfire Crisis
Grass Valley mother of three and self-proclaimed "Mommy of the year" Karen Beecher announced at last Thursday's city council meeting that she has effectively solved all of California's Wildfire problems.
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Activist Proposes Breaking California into 37,253,956 Individual States
Local activists, in an attempt to quench Sacramento's unending desire to control water policy in the Sierra Foothills and beyond have announced that they are starting an initiative process to break California into 37,253,956 separate, sovereign States.
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California Program Relocates Citizens to Idaho & Montana
An innovative State program seeks to help Californians relocate to other areas of the country. The California Department of Relocation, or CDR, was started by Governor Brown to help "people that want to get out of California, find suitable places to settle down."
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