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Area Man Not Interested in Using Friend’s Shower
Charlotte, North Carolina native Joen Schneider politely declined to take a shower in his friend's bathroom after discovering that he had decorated his bathroom in an unconventional way.
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Area TV Producer Removes Mount Shasta
Local starlet, writer and producer Heather Donahue has successfully removed Mount Shasta from the landscape as part of her upcoming television program. At a cost of over 145.7 billion dollars, many are questioning the wisdom of removing an entire mountain for the purposes of entertainment.
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Man with Chlamydia Discovers What Happens in Vegas Doesn’t Stay in Vegas
A Kent, WA man has learned the hard way not to trust marketing slogans. 38 year old married father of 2 Jimmy Fostersen recently attended his company's annual convention in Las Vegas, Nevada.
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New DMV Photo System Promises Faster/More Hideous Pictures
The California Department of Motor Vehicles announced a new photo identification system that not only promises a faster and more effective photo process, but also guarantees the it will take the most hideous and unflattering picture of you.
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International Boron Appreciation Day Passes Unnoticed
International Boron Appreciation Day passed without notice on Wednesday. Officials of the relatively unknown holiday date said there were no parades, no fireworks, and certainly no Boron giveaways at participating fast food restaurants largely because none participated.
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One-Armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers
Michael Dail of Kansas City is glad someone gave him a hand. Seen here at his local Ford dealer following the accident.
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Giant Lump of Water Attacks Terrified Californians
An unwieldy and awkward giant lump of water has pummeled most of California over the weekend, the National Weather Service is reporting. The lump, which has been named storm Andre, lumbered up from the tropics and squatted right over the state, dumping torrents of water onto terrified citizens.
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The State of Jefferson One Step Closer to Statehood
Steve Baird, the voice behind the State of Jefferson (SOJ) movement and the face behind the Citizens for Fair Representation (CFR), walked his 31-page Complaint for Declaratory and Injunctive Relief into the clerk’s office at the Eastern District of California, Sacramento Division, Monday morning, May 8th.
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