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Future Active Shooter Disappointed About C- Manifesto Grade
Garth Gall of Clovis, CA says he plans to work hard to get his grades up.
Chemtrails
State of Jefferson Movement Accidentally Brought Back from the Dead
After over 50 years of unchallenged, strident, yet well-meaning nuttery, the State of Jefferson movement was shocked back to life by a new adversary called "Keep it California."
Living
Gov. Gavin Newsom Supports New Anti-Vaxxer Tax
Governor Gavin Newsom announced his intention to sign a controversial bill that will tax California families who refuse to vaccinate their children.
Living
California Proposes Taxing Social Media
A new controversial California law will tax social media interactions. It's expected to meet fierce resistance.
Chemtrails
Sacramento to Disclose Addresses of Registered Anti-Vaxxers
In an announcement designed to proactively combat a potential pandemic, officials in Sacramento County declared that it plans to publish the names and addresses of "vaccine protesters."
Regional News
Rejected State of Jefferson Flags
The Fazzler Salutes the rejected flags of the State of Jefferson. Do you see any that you think should be re-considered?
Regional News
Existentialists Booted from Area Discount Clothing Store for Smoking
French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir where removed from an area Ross Dress for Less clothing store when Mr. Sartre ignored numerous requests to stop smoking.
Regional News
California Driver Licenses To Sport Rainbow Overlay
California announced yesterday that it will allow applicants to choose a "rainbow overlay" option for their driver's licenses. The new option is slated to be available sometime in August 2016.
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