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Healthcare Execs Vow to Do Better By Building Bulletproof Boardrooms and Automating Claim Denials

Healthcare execs fortify boardrooms with titanium desks, deny claims faster with AI, and sip champagne on yachts, all while dismissing public outrage. Patients suffer, CEOs profit. Welcome to “healing,” corporate style.

GOP’s War on Capitalism Confuses Republicans

As the battle between Governor Ron DeSantis and Disney escalates, Republicans find themselves in an existential crisis, struggling to reconcile their party's newfound war on capitalism with its pro-business stance. The irony is so palpable that even the most stoic of conservatives can't help but chuckle at their own confusion.

Babylon Bee Identifies as Satire, Much Like Columbus Uncovering a Populated America

The Babylon Bee, in a display of wit akin to a drowsy opossum, has recently grasped the notion that it is, in fact, a "satire" site. This epiphany permits them to persist in producing offensive content, hidden safely behind the veil of humor. Reminiscent of bigots from yesteryear who found humor in the plight of vulnerable communities, the Bee wields humor as a weapon instead of a tool for enlightenment, further entrenching prejudices in today's quarrelsome media environment.

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