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McDonald’s Bids Farewell to Epstein Island’s Last Golden Arches Amid Controversial Legacy

The McDonald’s on Epstein Island has shuttered its windows for good, marking the end of what the company now refers to as a "misguided adventure in international franchising." The closure comes amidst a whirlwind of controversy and a belated corporate acknowledgment that some locations, no matter how potentially profitable, are better left un-McTouched.
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Del Oro Mural Replaced with Directions to McDonald’s

Controversy erupted this week with the Grass Valley city council voted to replace the Del Oro Theater mural with directions to McDonald's.
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Rocklin McDonald’s Under Fire for Giving Boy’s Happy Meal to Transitioning Child

Following a "misgendered" issue at a Rocklin school, an area McDonald's is under fire for giving the boy's version of their famous Happy Meal to a "transitioning" child.
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Florida Man Kicked Out of McDonald’s Following 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Diarrhea

A Floridian man's quest to eat a 20-piece Chicken McNugget meal in Pensacola took an unexpected turn when he faced a gastrointestinal emergency. The incident caused a social media stir with the hashtag #McNuggetMeltdown, and the local McDonald's responded with a one-day special: a free roll of toilet paper with every 20-piece meal. Welcome to Florida, where fast food can become a wild adventure!
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