Tag: Trump
National News
CNN’s Dana Bash Still in Sibling Fight Over Childhood Big Wheel
Esteemed CNN Chief Political Correspondent Dana Bash admitted this morning that she is still struggling with her brother over a Big Wheel he received when they were children.
Living
Mexican Cartels Using Drones to Traffic Children and Fentanyl
The drones are capable of carrying 54kgs (120lbs) of payload upwards of 20km (12.4 miles) from cartel bases within Mexico
Alternative
ANTIFA Navy Sinks Trump Fleet
A large pro-Trump armada was humiliated when the ANTIFA Navy sunk several of its ships.
Earth News
Most Americans Still Unclear Where Benghazi Is
Despite Republican successes in national and local elections in the past six years, and a persistent media campaign in largely Right Wing news outlets, most Americans are still unclear where the hell Benghazi is.
Food
Burger King Preps 60,000 Mexican Replacement Robots
Burger King Corporation announced today that it plans on replacing its foreign born workers in all of its 7400 restaurants with foreign-built robots.
Food
Jars of Trump Farts Sell Out in One Day
Thousands of jars of "MAGA-farts" have sold out in one day, making a Topeka man rich.
Regional News
Bass Pro Shops To Offer Free Islam Identification Workshops
Bass Pro Shops in a cooperative effort with the Friends of the NRA is offering a four part workshop to properly identify those of the Islam faith.
Satire
Protesters Tear Down Georgia Guidestones
The controversial apocalyptic Georgia monument proclaiming end-of-the-world scenarios was toppled this past week by a group of leftwing activists.
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