Tag: Trump
Regional News
The Proposed State of Jefferson to Host Nation’s First Bigfoot Sanctuary
The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary and refuge which will be located in Siskiyou County.
National News
Scott Walker Takes New Job at Trump Hotel In Madison
Shortly after Scott Walker conceded his run for Wisconsin Governor to Democrat Tony Evers, he informed the press corp that he has accepted a bell boy job at Madison Concourse Hotel.
Living
Ross Dress for Less to Feature Sharia Clothing Line
The popular American "off-price" department store Ross quietly began featuring various "sharia-compliant" clothing early this month in select California stores.
National News
Study: Pornography May Prevent Some Mass Shootings
A 2 year study by the Palo alto-based Rundex Family Foundation of over 14,000 potential mass shooters has determined that chronic pornography viewings can reduce the chances of mass murder by as much as 27%
National News
Medicaid Recipient Looking Forward to Getting Back in the Workforce After Coma
Bed-bound 34 year old Bill Bucks of Topeka, Kansas says he's looking forward to getting back into the workforce when the Federal Government requires people on Medicare too seek employment.
Earth News
Who Said It: Donald Trump or Jesus Christ?
This is the hardest quiz you'll ever take. Good luck!
Alternative
The MLA and APA In Epic Battle Over Coronavirus Style Guides
The two influential organizations are locked in an epic battle over how best to cite the novel coronavirus, also known as COVID-19.
Satire
Subaru Announces 2023 Limited Edition Bernie Sanders Outback
Japanese automaker Subaru announced earlier this week that it plans on releasing a limited run of what is tentatively called the Bernie Sanders Outback LE or Limited Edition.
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