Tag: Trump
Chemtrails
Biden Proposes Drones for Chemtrail Operations
In a surprise executive order, the Biden Administration announced plans to license and deploy aerial drones to conduct Chemtrail spraying operations.
Living
4 Ways the Homeless Are Taking Your Jobs
While jobs are on a ridiculously steady incline, due to Trump's threats against Puerto Rico, the homeless have been taking your jobs and votes, all the while teaching illegal aliens to do the same.
National News
Trump Calls NBC Journalist a ‘Libtard’
Donald Trump took to Twitter again, this time he might have gone too far.
Food
Trump Suggests For New Tariffs On Orange Chicken
Trump casually mentioned that he was considering a sizable tariff on Orange Chicken.
Living
Apple To Replace Siri With Jeff Goldblum
According to engineering in Cupertino, CA company, they're abandoning the entire Siri framework and replacing it with a facsimile of Jeff Goldblum who famously led Apple's comeback marketing campaign in the late 1990s.
National News
Supreme Court Justice Warren Buffett Found Dead
Longtime Supreme Court Justice Warren Buffett has died in his sleep according to the Omaha, Nebraska police department. His death, which comes after the suspicious passing of Justice Antonin Scalia's untimely death, further puts pressure on both President Biden and the Senate to appoint a successor.
Living
Hedge Fund Manager Willing to Let Others Die for Capitalism
Wall Street capitalists have no problem with other people dying to preserve their lifestyle.
Living
Satire Extinction Risk from ‘Big Satire’
Copperopolis, CA -- As today’s march of the ridiculous turning into the commonplace accelerates, a disturbing trend...
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