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Roy Riffle
Our youngest columnist, Roy Riffle gained fortune, though not necessarily fame, when at 9 years old he coined the phrase "Obey Your Thirst". Some of his smugness stems from "having read the bible and understanding the metaphors." Roy is currently the only Millennial on Gish Gallop payroll. And hopefully the last.
Weird
Nevada City Tests Aromatherapy On Hardened Criminals
A new Nevada City ordinance is requiring the police to use aromatherapy for prisoners in local jails.
Satire
Grass Valley Police Informed of Caffeinated German Tourists
The City of Grass Valley is on high alert after a tip that hopped-up Germans might be coming to town.
Satire
Grass Valley Graffiti Obviously Done By Local Dumbasses
The local police are asking for any grammatically-correct information.
Food
Burger King Preps 60,000 Mexican Replacement Robots
Burger King Corporation announced today that it plans on replacing its foreign born workers in all of its 7400 restaurants with foreign-built robots.
Satire
1977 Yearbook Picture Reveals Mike Pence Roller Skating to Abba
Vice President Mike Pence was a huge fan of both roller skating and the pop band Abba.
Food
Florida Gym Teacher Arrested For Farting On Student
Pensacola, FL gym teacher Davis Allen Darden has arrested and released pending an investigation.
Satire
Mayor: 5G Will Interfere With Terrazzo Lighting
"You think the PG&E outages were a coincidence?"
Local News
Nevada City Film Festival to Premiere Michael Moore’s Film “Arm The Homeless”
Reusable Tote Bags available for purchase during this weekend's NCFF.
Nevada City, CA -- The Nevada City Film Festival...
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