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Roy Riffle
Our youngest columnist, Roy Riffle gained fortune, though not necessarily fame, when at 9 years old he coined the phrase "Obey Your Thirst". Some of his smugness stems from "having read the bible and understanding the metaphors." Roy is currently the only Millennial on Gish Gallop payroll. And hopefully the last.
Living
Johnny Rotten Impersonates Palace Guard
Westminster, England -- An American tourist snapped a photograph of what appeared to be John Lydon impersonating...
Weird
Area Woman Reaches Goal Weight With Coronavirus
Marilyn McDonald is happy with the weight she lost after getting the coronavirus on vacation in Japan.
Local News
Starbucks Brewing Up New Coffee Colonic Service
In a bid to stay relevant and to "keep ahead of the competitive coffee curve," Starbucksâ„¢ Corporation announced this week that it plans to augment its extensive line of coffee, teas and snacks with a new colonic/enema health care option.
Satire
Nevada City’s Next Farm-to-Table Dinner to Feature Bigfoot Meat
The meat will be served in several ways, from Bigfoot tartare to slow-roasted BBQ.
News in Brief
Public Still Trying To Discern Local Woman’s Cryptic Facebook Updates
Friends, Family, and causal social media stalkers admitted late last week that they have no idea what she's saying.
Satire
Area Jerk Calls ‘Em Like He Sees ‘Em
Lake Wildwood conservative activist Brock Whalen has made a career out of straight talk.
Paranormal
Humpback Whale Spotted in Lake Tahoe Mysteriously Disappears
A team of scientists from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities say they have visual evidence of a stranded humpback whale in Lake Tahoe.
Living
Another Self-Driving Car Causes Snag On San Francisco’s Lombard Street
Nvidia's attempt at a self-driving car seen here stuck on Lombard Street in San Francisco moments before the automobile burst into tears.
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