Articles by
Roy Riffle
Our youngest columnist, Roy Riffle gained fortune, though not necessarily fame, when at 9 years old he coined the phrase "Obey Your Thirst". Some of his smugness stems from "having read the bible and understanding the metaphors." Roy is currently the only Millennial on Gish Gallop payroll. And hopefully the last.
Alternative
The Epoch Times Buys The Babylon Bee in a Satire-free Transaction
The far-right newspaper The Epoch Times has purchases the French-reactionary publication the Babylon Bee.
Satire
Dixon Voted NorCal’s #1 Place To Take a Crap
Dixon has always been a traveler's favorite place to relieve themselves.
Regional News
Area Man Could Use a Little Help
42-year-old Truckee man Jaime Igo could use a little help after he and his wife got into an argument shortly after the couple got into a heated discussion over their 17 year old son's lack of interest in finding a job.
Food
Taco Bell Introduces Controversial Cesar Chavez Salad Bowls
Taco Bell is under fire for its new line of salads.
Living
Texas Legalizes Smoking At Gas Stations
Most Texans support the new law designed to keep "foreign influence" out.
National News
Blue’s Clues Wins Bluetooth Trademark Infringement Lawsuit
The popular American children's program Blue's Clues has won a landmark trademark infringement lawsuit against the manufactures of wireless Bluetooth devices.
Satire
Area Residents Warned Not To Approach Reindeer
Jade Elscrow of Walnut Creek, CA knows first hand that Nevada County deer don't like him.
Weird
“People Act Weird Around Me,” Claims Area Man Driving Used Police Car
An area handyman doesn't understand why people drive strangely around him.
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