As the battle between Governor Ron DeSantis and Disney escalates, Republicans find themselves in an existential crisis, struggling to reconcile their party's newfound war on capitalism with its pro-business stance. The irony is so palpable that even the most stoic of conservatives can't help but chuckle at their own confusion.
Florida's Governor DeSantis signs the "Magic Kingdom Meltdown Act," allowing nuclear waste storage at Disney World. Goofy, now the head of the Radioactive Barrel Brigade, accidentally spills barrels of waste near Cinderella Castle. DeSantis remains optimistic, suggesting new radioactive attractions for the park while brushing off safety concerns.