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Oliver Anthony’s Secret Ingredient to Chart-topping Success: Fast Food Drive-thrus!

Farmville's country star Oliver Anthony traded his banter about burgers for a ballad on America's class divide. What began as a light-hearted jibe at drive-thrus transformed into a charged anthem after a familial challenge. While Anthony's Dodge Ram Diesel might've been waiting longer for fries, it seems America was waiting for a song like "Rich Men North of Richmond." Everything is political, even the side of fries.
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