After over 50 years of unchallenged, strident, yet well-meaning nuttery, the State of Jefferson movement was shocked back to life by a new adversary called "Keep it California."
Area environmental activists are furious over the Nevada Irrigation District's (NID) decision to go forward with its annual 4th of July "Dying of the Ditch" celebration, despite complaints from protesters to stop the practice.
According to Caltech Astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich, there is a distinct possibility that humanity is already dead and that our entire existence is but a dream in a North San Juan man's head.
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Macon, Georgia is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Macon anomaly" for the past 3 years.
We all know what we need to be keep refrigerated. However, has anyone ever told you what not to refrigerate? Well never fear, The Fazzler is here to help. Our crack team has assembled the 23 most common things you should never put in your refrigerator.
In an announcement designed to proactively combat a potential pandemic, officials in Sacramento County declared that it plans to publish the names and addresses of "vaccine protesters."
The Redding, CA-based Chemtrail Action Network or CAN have petitioned the local government to have what they call is an "pro-Chemtral/anti-science" statue removed from outside the city's popular Fantasy Fountain water amusement park.
Sources close to the incident tell The Fazzler that his two children Sky and Tyler were misbehaving in the back seat of the family's 2010 Toyota Prius Electric Conversion. The family had just returned from a 3 day visit with the Mr. Packard's Republican in-laws in Fresno, so his defenses were understandably low.
