Food
Area Meat Cutter Has Had It With Chicken Breasts
Area meat cutter Paul Payne is just about out of patience with his customers. He's worked behind the counter as a meat cutter answering locals' questions about fish, meat and poultry for over 17 year. However late Monday night towards the end of his shift, he confided in his boss Joe Wright that he was sick and tired of explaining chicken breasts to his customers.
Art
Area Engineer Declares War on Fiction, Reads Only Manuals
People who believe this stuff have serious mental issues. People who push this fakery are both deranged and probably criminals.
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Area Anarcho-Capitalist Has No Sense of Humor
"And there all all kinds of Anarchists, you see. There's Laissez-faire ones like me, and other ones. Then there's the hippie Anarcho-syndicalists ones. Commune types. Similar, but different than me," ranted Mr. "X."
Chemtrails
Area Cloud Seeder Hoping for a Chemtrail Promotion
The former Navy Pilot and current cloud seeding captain of a Evergreen 747 based out of Beale Air Force base, has been eyeing the coveted Chemtrail Captain position ever since he joined Evergreen's gioengineering fleet back in 2006.
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Pet Bull Terrorizes Downtown Grass Valley
Cedar Ridge exotic pet owner Pete Johnson is in hot water today after taking one of his two "pet" bulls on a walk in Downtown Grass Valley. Mr. Johnson, who is no stranger to animal controversies, arrived on Mill Street around 1pm yesterday with his pet bull "Jim," and things immediately got out of hand.
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Sheriff Admits to Dealing Heroin at Correctional Facility
In an attempt to reduce his annual budget and increase revenue, Nevada County Sheriff Keith Royal has admitted to dealing heroin to inmates at the county Wayne Brown Correctional Facility.
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Area Woman Has World’s First Tinfoil Scalp Implant
Nevada City, CA -- A local woman has made elective surgery history. Carol Mist has successfully undergone...
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Pat Robertson Blames Burning Man For Hurricanes
Many of Robertson's loyal supporters have come to his defense, including Laura Swanson, she said, "those people have a one way ticket to hell with all of their fornicating and drug use."
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