Local News
Tragedy Strikes as Teenager Becomes Separated From iPhone at Fair
Tragedy struck late Saturday afternoon when 16 year old Daniella Bishop of Grass Valley, CA accidentally lost her iPhone 6 just after riding the barf-inducing carnival ride "The Zipper" at the Nevada County Fair. Upon discovering her missing mobile phone, Ms. Bishop immediately set into a teenage panic.
Local News
“Red Dog Jane” Ghost Spotted on Highway 20
The circumstances behind Janie H. Barnes' 1941 death are still a mystery. According to scant police records, Ms. Barnes was apparently walking alone towards Truckee during the early morning hours of September 6th, 1941 on what is now Highway 20.
Chemtrails
Conspiracy Theorist: Bend, Oregon Doesn’t Exist
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Bend, Oregon is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.
Food
Soul Kitchen Closes, Saying Penn Valley Not a Good Fit
Penn Valley's Angel's Soul Kitchen restaurant is apparently dead on arrival. The newly-opened 'Soul Kitchen' felt obliged to shut its doors after only 24 minutes of operation. There may be hope, however.
Chemtrails
Fukushima Radiation Detected in North San Juan, CA
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd that two of his three Geiger counters were registering abnormally high levels of radiation.
Local News
Household a Hotbed of Machiavellian Maneuvers During Chore Time
Children across America are unwittingly, and in some cases deliberately, engaging Machiavellian maneuvers during chore time to offload their chores to other less savvy siblings.
Local News
“A Chorus Line” Briefly Stops Traffic on Highway 49
The drive to North San Juan, CA became a little trickier on Sunday when the entire cast from A Chorus Line temporarily blocked all lanes of highway 49 traffic in an impromptu dance.
Living
Local Man Accidentally Hits Share Button on Adult Web Site
A local 32 year old Grass Valley man has accidentally hit a "share" button on the popular pornography site "assablanca.com."
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