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Confirmed: Second UFO Spotted Over Nevada County
Another pilot has come forward with photograph revealing a second Unidentified Flying Object or UFO over Nevada County.
Living
Area Botox Party Goes Horribly Wrong
What started out as a girl's night out Botox party ended badly when a first time General Practitioner failed to administer the doses correctly. Although no one was hurt, many of the participants do have some facial disfigurements that will probably last a few months, after which the toxin wears off.
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Area Man Confused About What Kind of Racist He Is
Third generation local Norwegian resident Ernest Dahlman is not quite sure what kind of "white racist" he's supposed to me. Mr. Dahlman, 42, once recently called a "white racist" on a local Facebook comment thread and immediately became confused on just what kind of white person he was.
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Teenage Boy Opens Refrigerator for the 14th Time in an Hour
15-year-old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley, CA has opened his family's refrigerator for the 14th time in the past hour for no apparent reason.
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Area Guinea Pig Chews Thoughtfully Despite Approaching Civilization Collapse
An area guinea pig continued today to chew its timothy hay thoughtfully unaware of the collapse of the great American experience.
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Board of Supervisors to Supply Local Halloween Blood
As Halloween approaches, a Nevada County Attorney is stocking his wine cellar with the blood of Nevada County taxpayers. The October 27th Nevada County Board of Supervisors meeting agenda Consent Calendar requests an additional $150,000 to Count Tolancuono’s Grass Valley law firm.
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Fazzler Copyrights “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up,” Charges Fee for Use
In an irony-laden move, satirical publication Fazzler copyrighted "you can't make this stuff up," charging a fee for its use after Feb 27, 2017. Reactions vary, but the irony police are on high alert
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Stapler Fails Staples Checkout Clerk
A stapler failed to staple at the Grass Valley Staples on Friday when checker April Smith attempted to staple multiple receipts to a customer's order.
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