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Kid’s All Night Soda Bender Leads to Groin Punching on Camping Trip
A local family learned the hard way that a steady diet of soda pop and potato chips can have a direct impact on the groin health of fellow camp-mates.
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Area Man To Lawfully Wed The Constitution
Area community activist, Tea Party member and formerly overly enthusiastic Glenn Beck supporter Brock Whalen announced on his website that he plans on lawfully wedding the United States Constitution.
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Local Unplugged Musician Reduced to Silence
Local hip-hop, dubstep and general techno musician "JP Cube a.k.a. Lethal Chrome" has been reduced to 45 minutes of silence after attempting to produce an "unplugged" album of his most popular songs.
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CIA Agent Can’t Unsee What She’s Seen on Your Webcam
Yeah, you're being spied on, and they don't like it either.
Food
Teenager Eats Nothing but Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
Grass Valley, CA -- Grass Valley, CA Father Craig Thomas is beside himself. For the past 2 years,...
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Bowing to Protests, California Gasoline Stations Installing Braille on Pumps
Select Northern California Flyers service stations are bowing to pressure from various social justice organizations and installing tactile Braille systems for the blind on gasoline pumps.
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Chipotle Caught Dumping E. Coli Infected Beef Into Lake Wildwood
A late night patrol by a Lake Wildwood security vehicle caught employees of restaurant chain Chipotle Mexican Grill dumping approximately 200 lbs of ground beef near the spillway of the lake.
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Area Weatherman Caught Popping Bubble Wrap at Local Office Supply Store
Area weather forecasting savant Giovanni Paolo was asked to leave the Grass Valley Staples Office Supply store Wednesday afternoon after a store clerk caught him in a back aisle furiously popping all the bubble wrap.
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