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Area Man Exposes Himself to Bing Streetside Camera Car
An area man was briefly detained Monday by the Grass Valley Police for repeatedly stalking and exposing himself to the Microsoft Bing Streetside Camera car.
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Richard Simmons Found Not Dead In L.A.
Richard Simmons, the 67 year old fitness guru known for his "sweating to the oldies" workout videos, has been found alive.
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Mega Mosque Planned Next to Mega Church
A new "mega mosque" is slated to open next to Twin Cities Church sometime next year, according to developers working on the project.
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Local Middle School to add 6 More “No Smoking” Signs
Area middle school administrators announced on Monday that they would be adding an additional 6 "No Smoking" signs on the campus to accompany the 8 that currently are being displayed on the campus.
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Satirical Publication Encourages People to “Fuck Off” If They Can’t Take a Joke
If you can't take a joke, go call your momma.
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Brief: Prostitution Ring Discovered In Hot Locked Car
According to authorities, the prostitution ring was being operated out of a Chrysler Minivan.
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Murderous, Screaming Rampage Results in Missing Spider
Police responded to a home on the 12000 block of Squirrel Creek Rd. on Sunday night upon receiving reports of a woman screaming and a man yelling, “Die, bitch! I am gonna [deleted] kill you!†Officers were advised to proceed with caution.
Chemtrails
People Have Chemtrail Breath Internet Researcher Claims
A North San Juan man has completed an exhaustive Internet study to reveal that humans have something called "Chemtrail Breath."
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