Local News
Russians Hack Local High School JumboTron with Porn
A Russian hacking group is claiming responsibility for seizing control of an area high school stadium's JumboTron television and running porn on it for over 4 hours earlier today.
Earth News
Most Americans Still Unclear Where Benghazi Is
Despite Republican successes in national and local elections in the past six years, and a persistent media campaign in largely Right Wing news outlets, most Americans are still unclear where the hell Benghazi is.
Local News
Smartest Man In The World Drives Like An Asshole
Samuel Richards has been proclaimed the "smartest man in the world" with 7 degrees, an Oxford Fellowship, a Nobel Prize, and the winner of a ballroom dancing championship. But, unfortunately, Mr. Richards has one major flaw: he drives like an asshole.
Food
Neighbor Attempts to Gain Friendship with Large Inedible Zucchinis
Grass Valley resident and home gardener Melba Felder decided it was time to be "neighborly" with the people on her street by sharing her large, overgrown, fibrous and mostly inedible Zucchini squashes with her Rhode Island Street neighbors.
Local News
Naked and Afraid Episode to be Filmed in Downtown Nevada City, CA
The popular Discovery Channel docudrama Naked and Afraid will be filming in Nevada City during the summer shooting season, The Fazzler has learned. Filming is set for the July time-frame, with the "ahead" production team arriving in June to prepare the town for a bunch of naked people.
Chemtrails
Penn Valley, CA Postpones Secession For Another Year
For the 14th consecutive year, the ardent conservative enclave of Penn Valley, CA has decided not to pursue secession from the United States.
Local News
Penn Valley to Deny “Gay” Marriage Licenses
A group of local Christian activists have banded together to prevent same-sex marriages from happening in Penn Valley, CA. The group, called Citizen Against Non-Traditions or CAN'T, seeks to prevent anyone from gaining a marriage license in the rural, largely conservative town.
Chemtrails
Water Fluoridation Proposal Outrages Community Activists
A published proposal to fluoridate water by a local utility has come under fire by area activists who claim that adding the chemical to water is toxic and part of a conspiracy to reduce people's critical thinking skills.
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