Local News
“A Chorus Line” Invades Board of Supervisors Meeting
The entire cast of "A Chorus Line" briefly invaded the Board of Supervisors chamber to perform an a heart-wrenching version of their popular "What I Did for Love" to a mostly indifferent, and some would say annoyed district leaders.
Food
Area Asshole Insists on Ordering Starbucks Drink at Local Coffee House
Resident Don Vaca got into a spat Wednesday with Carolines Coffee Barista, he insisted on ordering a Venti Caramel Macchiato only sold at Starbucks.
Chemtrails
Area TV Producer Removes Mount Shasta
Local starlet, writer and producer Heather Donahue has successfully removed Mount Shasta from the landscape as part of her upcoming television program. At a cost of over 145.7 billion dollars, many are questioning the wisdom of removing an entire mountain for the purposes of entertainment.
Advice
Little Brother “Had It Coming,” Claims Older Brother
While some may see Kenny's complaints as trivial, he insists that the little things add up and can drive a person crazy.
Chemtrails
Local Newspaper Infiltrated by CIA “Psy-Ops”
After an exhaustive 3 month investigation, The Fazzler with the help of several anonymous, yet credible informants has learned that The Union, Grass Valley's 150 year old newspaper has been infiltrated by a CIA "Psy-Ops" detachment.
Local News
Painting contractor Tommy Empire isn't happy even one little bit. Tommy and his wife Peggy recently bought a house near the Cedar Ridge "Y" on Lower Colfax.
Local News
Starbucks Brewing Up New Coffee Colonic Service
In a bid to stay relevant and to "keep ahead of the competitive coffee curve," Starbucksâ„¢ Corporation announced this week that it plans to augment its extensive line of coffee, teas and snacks with a new colonic/enema health care option.
Local News
McDonald’s Fires Ronald McDonald Amid Creepy Clown Epidemic
McDonald's has issued a statement confirming the reason for scrubbing Ronald McDonald from their website and his merchandise from their online store: "the longtime franchise mascot is no longer under contract with the company."
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