Satire

For the third time this year, the local government has prevented a better life.

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- At a press conference this week, Larry "God" Schumway told reporters that...

Area area mother says she knows nothing of her child's missing candy.

Shep Walkins of North San Juan has trouble with all the flatlanders who've invaded Glenbrook. He'd just assume stay home.

The Blue Pill would have helped a Newcastle Mens Rights Activist keep his tassel at attention.

The Babylon Bee, in a display of wit akin to a drowsy opossum, has recently grasped the notion that it is, in fact, a "satire" site. This epiphany permits them to persist in producing offensive content, hidden safely behind the veil of humor. Reminiscent of bigots from yesteryear who found humor in the plight of vulnerable communities, the Bee wields humor as a weapon instead of a tool for enlightenment, further entrenching prejudices in today's quarrelsome media environment.

The controversial apocalyptic Georgia monument proclaiming end-of-the-world scenarios was toppled this past week by a group of leftwing activists.

Denny's is adding a "tiered" service menu to generate more revenue and attract new customers: good service, decent service, or regular terrible service. The program is set to roll out in select cities next week.