Art
George Orwell Claims He Was Only Joking
Fans of the work, who have long seen it as a prescient warning about the dangers of authoritarianism, were taken aback by the news.
Earth News
Natural Gas Speculators Betting on Siberian Methane Burp
Natural gas commodity speculators are betting on a large methane release from the frozen Siberian tundra which will drive natural gas prices down to record levels.
Satire
Football Hooligans Form Truce, Have Friendly Game of Trench Warfare Instead
The truce that Clarkson proposed harkens back to The Christmas Truce, a ceasefire between British and German troops during World War 1.
Satire
Sandy Hook Truther Celebrates 4 Year Anniversary Of Being A Complete Douchebag
PALUMBO, MISSISSIPPI -- Rufus Cornelius Maxwell celebrated what he called a "very special milestone" today. It was...
Satire
Study: Cell Towers Kill Zika And West Nile Virus Mosquitoes
A massive new study has found that cell towers kill disease-laden mosquitoes.
Satire
Botham Jean’s Corpse Charged with Marijuana Possession
The Dallas district attorney has posthumously charged murder victim Botham Jean with marijuana possession.
Satire
Study: Briar Patch Parking Lot Keeps Most Conservatives Out
A recent study says that most conservatives avoid the Briar Patch due to the parking lot.
National News
Texas Secedes From USA, Russian Peacekeepers Immediately Move In
The Russians say they have no intention of permanently staying in Texas.
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