Satire

Nevada City's Lisa Fellows doesn't care what the data and science says about vaccinations because, "that's just her opinion."

"Brown the Towel" has been living with the Thomas family since being purchased in 2012. He has been through it all, he has finally begun to crack from the abuse he has endured. Brown spoke to The Fazzler from the towel rack, "you guys gotta get me out of here!". Brown sounded very distraught and was crying, "They rub me all over their bodies, use me to dry awful things off the floor. I don't know how much more I can take".

Despite an earnest sense of voluntarism, an area pothole hasn't been fixed.

It's not just students who are abandoning academia for memes. Professors and educators are also getting in on the trend.

Bridget Doggins of Rhode Island Street is beginning to believe articles on the Internet are about her.

Although the small and affluent city of Rocklin, CA never had to deal with civic strife, city leaders have drafted a plan in the event that a Portland-style uprising invades its borders.

A Grass Valley resident is still grieving after discovering his beloved cat was caught under the wheel well of his Buick LeSabre and dragged for three city blocks.

An area conspiracy researcher has discovered that several Mars Rover photographs are fake.