Satire
San Francisco’s Telegraph Hill Parrots Killed by Salesforce Tower Windmills
Mr. Praline knew the parrots' lives were in great jeopardy, and not only that, his livelihood as the city's premiere "parrot guide" was in trouble.
Satire
Nevada City Artist Hires Photographer to Capture Him Pooping
Thorsten Urner's latest artistic experiment might have gone too far.
Alternative
Hippie Kid Runs Through Restaurant
Five-year-old Sunbeam Moonrider, a free-spirited Truckee child, narrowly dodged disaster in Foragers' Fusion restaurant. Amid his chaotic romp, Rider barely avoided a molten cheese mishap while his hippie parents casually observed. The restaurant's patrons experienced anxiety and amusement during the wild evening.
Satire
Shroud of Turin to be Displayed in Nevada City
The Shroud of Turin, the linen cloth bearing the image of a man that some Christians believe to be the burial shroud of Jesus of Nazareth, is going to be displayed at the Nevada City Chamber of Commerce starting in January 2019.
Living
Elon Musk Calls Labor Unions Hate Speech
Tesla is the only United States automaker with workers not represented by a union.
Food
Charles Leads Climate Change Fight By Eating Children
The Prince of Wales announced that he had initiated his own "cap and trade" program.
Chemtrails
Anti-Chemtrailers Quietly Applaud Ivermectin-based Cloud Seeding Operations
According to a memo, the DoD started Operation Horse Paste Earlier this month with the goal of "controlling the massive spread of the COVID-19 Delta variant."
Satire
Bank Robbers Mistakenly Rob Area Food Bank Van
A group of stupid criminals from Sacramento mistakenly robbed a Grass Valley food bank delivery van.
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