We were curious about what “Oriental” Top Ramen tasted like. it could taste like a number of things. Around the office here, the overwhelming response was “post-colonial globalism.” Obviously, that answer was a bit too academic for our reading audience, so we asked a few grocery store customers for their opinion on this popular flavor.
Maruchan, as well as several other brands, Ramen Noodle “soup” is a popular food item available at the local Grocery Outlet. It is also the primary food source for anyone with a crippled culinary imagination, credit card collection center workers, and of course, lazy teenagers.
Beth Feingold, stay at home Mom: Is it supposed to taste like something other than salt? I don’t give this to my family. There’s almost no nutrition in it.
Cliven Bundy, rancher & felon: I think it tastes like good math skills if you ask me. Those little buggers sure can add good. You did ask, right?
Sairhra Ramun, community activist/chemtrail expert: I think it tastes like diabetes, like the processed corporate crap.
