Area homeless man Jimmie "The Home" Wilkonson has found a way to make some spare change on the side by acting as Earth's first parking meter. Mr. Wilkonson has taken it upon himself to station himself in front of broken meters in Nevada city's historical downtown district and collect money from visitors and tourists.
What started out as an outrageous rumor on 4chan.com, has turned into a full-blown conspiracy theory for Sacramento-based comedian Keith Lowell Jensen.
What you are about to read should not be considered a spoiler so much as a warning. The Fazzler was able, through some of The Fazzler President Lou LaPlante's shady connections, to secure an early screening of the much-anticipated film Star Wars: The Force Awakens directed by J. 'Jay' Abrams.
According to CalTech astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich, there is a distinct possibility that the popular form of music known as 'Rock N' Roll' is really just a euphemism for fornication.