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Michael Stephen

Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.

Area Homeless Man Works as Parking Meter

Area homeless man Jimmie "The Home" Wilkonson has found a way to make some spare change on the side by acting as Earth's first parking meter. Mr. Wilkonson has taken it upon himself to station himself in front of broken meters in Nevada city's historical downtown district and collect money from visitors and tourists.

Is Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen U2’s The Edge?

What started out as an outrageous rumor on 4chan.com, has turned into a full-blown conspiracy theory for Sacramento-based comedian Keith Lowell Jensen.

Star Wars Non-Spoiler: The Naked Truth

What you are about to read should not be considered a spoiler so much as a warning. The Fazzler was able, through some of The Fazzler President Lou LaPlante's shady connections, to secure an early screening of the much-anticipated film Star Wars: The Force Awakens directed by J. 'Jay' Abrams.

Caltech Physicist: Rock N’ Roll Actually Euphemism For Fornication

According to CalTech astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich, there is a distinct possibility that the popular form of music known as 'Rock N' Roll' is really just a euphemism for fornication.

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