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Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.
Local News
Area Homeless Man Works as Parking Meter
Area homeless man Jimmie "The Home" Wilkonson has found a way to make some spare change on the side by acting as Earth's first parking meter. Mr. Wilkonson has taken it upon himself to station himself in front of broken meters in Nevada city's historical downtown district and collect money from visitors and tourists.
Earth News
CIA Confirms Every Conspiracy Theory Except One
The unexpected mass dump of documents was initiated by a Freedom of Information Act request (FOIA) by 12-year-old Constance Contact of Fresno, CA.
Alternative
GOP Moves to Block Teaching CRT in Animal Shelters
Texas is leading the charge to remove CRT from its animal shelters.
Art
I Insist I Didn’t Write This Story, By Michael Stephen
I continued to write, and as the story's conclusion approached, I found myself again denying authorship.
Weird
Is Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen U2’s The Edge?
What started out as an outrageous rumor on 4chan.com, has turned into a full-blown conspiracy theory for Sacramento-based comedian Keith Lowell Jensen.
Earth News
Star Wars Non-Spoiler: The Naked Truth
What you are about to read should not be considered a spoiler so much as a warning. The Fazzler was able, through some of The Fazzler President Lou LaPlante's shady connections, to secure an early screening of the much-anticipated film Star Wars: The Force Awakens directed by J. 'Jay' Abrams.
Alternative
Coronavirus Shows Promise in Killing Carnivorous ‘Murder Hornets’
New research suggests the novel coronavirus irritated "murder hornets."
Music
Caltech Physicist: Rock N’ Roll Actually Euphemism For Fornication
According to CalTech astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich, there is a distinct possibility that the popular form of music known as 'Rock N' Roll' is really just a euphemism for fornication.
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