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Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.
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Representative Doug LaMalfa Scolded By 6 Year Old

California 1st District Representative Doug LaMalfa was scolded by a 6-year-old.
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Facebook Is Actually Purgatory

Often times Facebook becomes the place to say goodbye to the dead. Everyday you see people paying respects online. But in doing so, are we damning the dead to an eternity in Facebook Purgatory?
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Pope to ISIS: Bring It On

The Pope's remarks came as a shock to many, as no other Pope has called for outright war. Many question whether the Pope Francis should step down as the leader of the Catholic faith. Some think he was just having a bad day.
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Republicans Protest Transgenders Being Buried In Christian Cemeteries

  Cleveland, OH- During the Republican National Convention last week, Ted Cruz made yet another shocking statement. He...
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False Flag Crisis Actors Vote To Unionize

Last Tuesday a group of "crisis activists" voted to unionize to form the Southern Union Chaos Crisis Actors or SUCCA.
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Sheep Tired Of The Word “Sheeple”

The word "sheeple", has become the go to saying for people who are not enlightened or awake to the world. But one local herd of sheep has had enough, they are tired of being compared to dumb people.
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Ted Cruz To Run For Mayor Of Mcdonaldland

Senator Ted Cruz has announced his intention to run for Mayor of McDonaldland. After dropping out of the Republican Presidential Nomination Race, Cruz is anxious to get back in the limelight.
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Waterford Whispers News Caught In Plagiarism Scandal

A new accusation coming from 92 year old newspaper Nevada County The Fazzler claims the popular Irish satire site Waterford Whispers News has been caught in plagiarism scandal.
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